Bio
Location:
UK: Fareham, Eastleigh; the world is my oyster!
Occupation:
Stuff.
About Me:
I consider myself to be the Jesus Christ of the internet. People bow down to my phenomenal typing abilities. I have a nice dog.
More About Me:
It is hard to summarise myself in such a small box. This is not because it is hard to fit my experiences and personality into the space, but because the most appropriate words are probably going to be censored. //
I enjoy making ridiculous observations about what's immediately around me, particularly transport as this generally involves sitting down. If I'm writing about something other than this I probably don't know what I'm talking about. My main writing account is now here: http://snipsly.com/author/Johnathan404/
Interests:
Eh? The old Xomba didn't ask me for my interests. I'm going to have to think of something now. My life can usually be consolidated into sleeping, dining and not exercising. To most people two of those are necessities, but to me they are merely pastimes. //
Sometimes I pretend to be French for a laugh.